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Saturday, 1 March 2014

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Some of the event goers will probably be higher than the majestic Rocky Mountains.

DENVER - The director of The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition, Lucy "Sinsemilla" Coxcoogan has just informed the press about the state's 1st Annual Marijuana Smoking Contest.

Miss Coxcoogan said that the one-of-a-kind event will be held in Denver's Rosa Parks Park and promises to be one heck of a fandango.

Coxcoogan speaking with Jefferson Sierra of National Focus Magazine said that they are expecting as many as 30,000 pot enthusiasts to attend the 2-day event.

She said that the organizers have booked several bands to perform at the outdoors venue.

Opening the event will be Denver's own rock and roll band Rocky Formosa & The Rocky Mountain Roach Clips.

Following them will be the very popular Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz who will be followed by the kings of hip hop, The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz.

And the featured performer of the event will be none other than the legendary music icon himself Willie Nelson.

Event goers will be allowed to bring their own pot, but for those who don't there will be about 20 marijuana booths set up throughout the park where any kind of weed anyone could possibly want will be available at a reasonable price.

SIDENOTE: The event will be held on April 5 and 6, 2014 and celebrities Miley Cyrus, Gary Busey, Lindsay Lohan, and the astounding Bob Dylan have all said that they will be in attendance.

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