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Tuesday, 14 January 2014

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Just a little jittery

In a tragic misunderstanding at the Kennedy Cinema complex in Dallas, a chain reaction was accidentally started when everyone shot the person sitting next to them.

It started off as a prank when a man popped an empty chip packet against his hand. The person on his left shot him thinking he had opened fire on him with a handgun. The person next to the second guy shot the guy on his left and the chain reaction started leaving an estimated 50 people wounded.

The mayor said in a statement, "The man with the candy packet had a licence to carry empty potato chip bags, so no crime has been commited. Everyone was just a little nervous, these things happen."

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