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Tuesday, 14 January 2014

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Governor Christie has said that he has not used Hurricane Sandy funds to buy so much as a bag of popcorn.

TRENTON, New Jersey - A reporter with American Spotlight Magazine has placed the spotlight smack dab on New Jersey's Governor Chris Christie.

ASM's Cutter Shiloh said that he has inside information from an unnamed inside source that the governor of New Jersey personally used some cash funds that had been donated specifically for The Hurricane Sandy Relief Fund.

Shiloh noted that the inside source informed him that Governor Christie is believed to have used some of the money to purchase food for himself and his family.

The reporter went on to add that he saw a receipt for 83 ribeye steaks that had been purchased by a Mrs. C. Christie on October 16, 2013.

He also saw another receipt for 35 pounds of Alaskan King Crabs and another receipt for 20 dozen tamales from a tamale factory in Cozumel, Mexico.

Governor Christie is denying all of these food allegations. He noted that for one thing he does not care for crabs.

Secondly he prefers a T-Bone Steak to a Ribeye Steak. And thirdly he hasn't eaten a tamale since he visited Cabo San Lucas, Mexico back during the Annual Autumn PiƱata Festival in October of 2012.

In Another Food Story. The government of Canada has donated 700 pounds of caribou meat to the bankrupt city of Detroit.

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