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Tuesday, 7 January 2014

One logistics worker found a unique way to vent her frustration at her company's toxic culture. When she was asked to change her password every evening at six o'clock sharp, she did as she was told.

Never mind that at six o'clock sharp, she was already clocked out of her day shift, and forced to take a later bus away from the terminal where she had sorted packages all day, and keyed them in.

So, the first day, it was "backward Bo*s", "Bi*ch", the second was "of*a", and the third was "stu*pid". The fourth was "spe*l" and finally, "Youcan't.

When the admin read the list from the bottom up, it said "You can't spell stupid son of a bi*ch without "boss" backward." By the time anyone could do anything about it, she was safely ensconced at a competing logistics firm as their head dispatcher.

Take that, admins!

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