Former librarian Laura Bush says she has declined her husband's request that she run the George W. Bush Presidential Library when he leaves office in 2009.
"It won't be enough of a challenge," the First Lady told ABC's Barbara Walters. She said preliminary library blueprints include just two shelves for books.
There will be three large rooms for video games and an entertainment center with massive high definition TV screen and reclining chairs that vibrate at the push of a button to massage the back and buttocks. Plans also call for a billiards room, putting green, bowling alley, and an indoor range for live quail shooting.
In a large padded "fraternity antics" room, Bush and his frat brothers will be able to reprise some of their college pranks with minimal risk of injury. The room will come with a soft plastic phone booth into which the band of brothers can cram themselves while intoxicated with harmless laughing gas.
The library will be staffed by former female cheerleaders under age 30 who oppose abortion and attend evangelical churches. They will be decked out in tight, black leather hot pants and biker jackets. Their leader, nude Britney Spears, told The Discovery Channel Ted Koppel to "back off."
Only the President, his guests and his male descendants will be authorized to use the library until January 2309, according to White House officials.
No presidential papers or other documents will be available to researchers until that date, when the archives from Bush's tenure as Texas governor will also be accessible for the first time.
"The president wants the people who write about him to have some historical perspective," Mrs. Bush told Walters.
She said the President planned to locate the library on his ranch near Crawford, Texas.
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