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Tuesday, 24 December 2013

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Randi Helms says she likes to get naked in front of people and has even masturbated in public a few times but when she learned her neighbor across the courtyard has been spying on her it totally creeped her out.

"That's just sick, you know?" said Helms, who purposely moved into her unit because its deck is perfectly situated to be seen by several units in her complex. "I mean, I like to come out here with almost nothing on and start putting on a show for people, particulary the two guys in Unit 10. But to think that this one guy has been checking me out---well, that's just scary."

Helms says one of her favorite things to do is make a show of drinking heavily while she's in a state of undress, because it makes people watching her think she's easy to take advantage of. "Like I'm drunk or something," she says. "But, of course, it's just an act. I'm definitely drinking, but not as much as people might think. I like the idea of guys thinking they can talk me out of my clothes, but I'm usually in more control than they realize."

One of Helms' neighbors, Jessica, told her about the creep across the courtyard. "We were sunbathing on my deck, having a few drinks, and she said something like, "Have you seen that creep-o aross the courtyard? He's like always gawking at you.' And I said, 'What? What a fricking pervert.' Luckilly, two good friends of ours came over, so when we had sex in full view of everyone on our deck, I felt pretty safe from that guy."

Would she consider keeping her clothes on in public now that she knows about him? "I don't think so," she said. "I like getting naked in public. I think I have a pretty good body and knowing I can be seen doing private things motivates me to stay in shape. Plus, it's a turn-on for me. That's not to say I like him looking at me. I wish he woudn't, or, better yet, I wish he'd move out. But I'm not going to stop doing what I love because of some creep. If what I do gives him the jollies, well, that's his problem."

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