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Tuesday, 10 December 2013

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For many years now the leaders of China have had to use a low profile whenever international incidents came into play but now that they are out-producing the other leading nations and into the space industry, they are 'feeling their oats' as some would say.

For instance, the UFO's seen recently over Florida, Kiev, Tokyo, Moscow, Texas, etc have led to an international conference of scientists.

They were invited to Beijing and, in order not to offend the Chinese, all had accepted.

After much discussion and seeing a lot of videos, they determined that it could be possible that we had visitors from another planet but would not commit themselves.

That was when some of the top scientists in China pulled a huge curtain behind them and revealed a UFO or at least a Saucer-Shaped Craft.

"They exist!" stated one Chinese scientists, "But they are us!"

That was when they decided not to overdo it and let their visitors see their replica of a spaceship that does actually fly but not beyond earth's atmosphere.

"We got a slap on the back and a big smile", stated Dr. Larry Vinetta of the United States. "There were no hard feelings. Someone began laughing and most joined in."

The leading Chinese scientists then stated that the "UFO" could barely stay in the air but that they wanted to prove that they are fully into the space program.

"We have fun with fellow scientists. But we all learn a lot in conference. We have many that believe that there are aliens also. I am one of them."

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