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Saturday, 7 December 2013

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One of these days I hope to be President of some club or something because I feel kind of 'presidential' every time my friends and I go out and smoke some and play some golf.

This year I decorated my tree in blue and white lights with a Star of David on it, facing Mecca with a Buddha holding up the tree. I like being extra careful and if I can't be perfect, I'll find some reason that somebody else caused it.

There, put a dreamcatcher on the ceiling above it.

I'm almost always on the "naughty" list.

Like when I sit in class and dream that if I could be a giant bird for just one day....A giant pigeon to fly over these professors cars and drop a huge load on each one...instead of the way I have to do it now.

I'd start with that old bag that just told me to stop day-dreaming. Old fart!

I miss Kenya.

-Barry

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