Philadelphia, PA-- The nation's first death due to Obamacare has occurred in the City of Brotherly Love. Medical sources say Miss Vicky Smegma died last night from an ingrown toenail after a surreal and horrific experience with her new medical insurance. Many more such deaths are expected by the end of the year.
Miss Smegma was an active supporter of Obamacare and was one of the first to sign up for it in Pennsylvania. Her troubles began after she went to the hospital at the University of Pencilvania about her ingrown toenail.
Miss Smegma was treated by Dr. Eduardo Spaghetti after paying her $10,000.00 copay at the front desk. Dr. Spaghetti informed Miss Smegma that because her condition was from wearing tight shoes, she would have to go to a shoe store for treatment. The doctor gave her a prescription and sent her on her way.
When Miss Smegma arrived at the nearest shoe store, she gave the prescription to the store clerk. Unfortunately, the clerk was an illegal alien from Honduras who could neither speak nor read in English. Miss Smegma then decided to return to the hospital for more information.
"You have Obamacare Miss Smegma, so there's not much we can do for you here." explained Dr. Spaghetti. "I will give you another prescription for another shoe store. Now get out!" he yelled.
Miss Smegma then tried her luck at over a dozen shoe stores in the city. The store clerks she encountered either couldn't read English or thought she was insane.
All of the walking to the various shoe stores finally caused Miss Smegma's ingrown toenail to hit an artery. The poor woman then bled to death on the filthy streets of Philadelphia.
When President Obama heard of the death he called a press conference.
"I am so sorry." said Obama as he stifled a chuckle. "I've told you all before, I am good at killing people." he said before bursting out laughing.