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Wednesday, 16 October 2013

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Some of the people who are waiting in line to purchase tickets to the extremely unusual beauty pageant.

DENVER - The Rocky Mountain State has just announced that it will be hosting one of the best beauty pageants in the history of beauty pageants.

Representatives with Colorado's 1st Annual Miss Marijuana Beauty Pageant have said that all of the pageant details have been worked out and the event is set for Sunday, December 8, in Denver's John & Bob Denver Convention Center.

Co-Hosts for the monumental event will be Willie Nelson and Miley Cyrus. Musical artists who will be performing at the gala event include Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz, The Eagles, Adam Lambert, and Placido Domingo.

The pageant is being sponsored by the state franchise cannabis chain of Pot Shops 'R' Us.

Pageant organizers said that a total of 40 young women between the ages of 21 and 28 have entered the event.

The contestants will be judged on their personality, the way they look in a skimpy bikini swimsuit, their sex appeal while dressed in Daisy Duke short shorts, as well as on a 200 word speech regarding any aspect of marijuana.

Willie Nelson and Miley Cyrus were both contacted by Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine and they said that they are really looking forward to the event as well as the after-parties which are scheduled to go on for 24 hours.

SIDENOTE: Pageant officials have stated that the audience members do not need to bring any weed with them as there will be plenty available free of charge at dozens of locations throughout the convention center.

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