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Sunday, 22 September 2013

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President Obama discussing the details of Kim Jong Un's makeover with FuFi Fondue. (Photo by V.P. Joe Biden).

BEVERLY HILLS - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has accepted an invitation to come to America and visit a Rodeo Drive Beauty Salon to get an extensive first-class makeover.

FuFi Fondue, owner of The Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills, spoke with Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo and told her that last month he invited Kim Jong Un, the North Korean leader to come to California and he would give him an exquisite hair and facial makeover.

Reports out of North Korea are that at first Kim Jong Un said no but after talking it over with his wife, his secretary of defense, and two of the presidential palatial maids he decided to accept the offer.

Fondue had to get special clearance with the CIA, the FBI, and the IRS, but with Vice-President Joe Biden's help that was no problem whatsoever.

President Obama called up Fondue and told him that he would like to travel to Beverly Hills and sit in on the makeover if it is okay with him.

FuFi, who is known as The Hair Stylist To The Stars, replied that it's fine with him as long as it's okay with Kimmy, as he calls the North Korean leader.

SIDENOTE: FuFi Fondue has given Hollywood Innuendo exclusive rights to film the entire beauty salon visit with Kim Jong Un.

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