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Sunday, 16 June 2013

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The Princess Sizzle Sizzle Tanning Salon is located in The Metta World Peace Building in Beverly Hills.

BEVERLY HILLS - In a story that could only come out of The Left Coast state of California, Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that a Santa Monica woman identified as Madison V. Ricotta has just given birth to twins.

The thing that makes this an unusual birth is the fact that the two little girls were born in a tanning bed at The Princess Sizzle Sizzle Tanning Salon as their mother was getting the deluxe all-over body tan.

Tanning salon manager, Vonzella Shuffle, 29, said that when she heard Ms. Ricotta, 32, scream at the top of her lungs she figured that either she had received a burn to her bottom or else it was baby time.

Ms. Shuffle enlisted the help of the salon security guard Benito Pizarro-Pedroza and together they delivered the twin girls, who were named Miffy and Piffy Ricotta.

SIDENOTE. The Princess Sizzle Sizzle Tanning Salon has stated that they will be giving Ms. Ricotta one year's worth of free tanning sessions for her and her newborn twin girls.

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