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Tuesday, 7 May 2013

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Weiner seen

Arnold Schnarzy, a reporter with SCHLEEZ magazine, sensational expose periodical being printed in Bozeman, Montana, in the latest issue, revealed that Anthony Weiner, whose internet behavior forced him to resign his congressional seat in 2011, has, in fact, undergone "enlargement" surgery at El Hospital Muy Grande, located in Rosarito, Mexico, near Tijuana.

"I just found about it by accident," Arnold stated. "My family and I were vacationing at the Rosarito Beach Hotel, and we were out walking, and our youngest, Jimmy, was hungry, and we found a little food cart, I asked the guy for a weiner and he pointed to the hospital, so we went in to get a hot dog, and there was this guy sitting by the front window, with ah, well, a large bandage sticking out of his robe, and he looked at me and said, "I'm Weiner,' so that's how I found out."

They chatted for a while, and Weiner admitted that he had been embarrassed by his on line fotos and intended to run for office again, and wanted to be "better represented" when he posted them this time.

"I don't want to be caught short, this time," Weiner chided.

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