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Thursday, 2 May 2013

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Kim Jong Un is so fond of Honey Boo Boo that he will be sending her a goat as a friendship gift.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has publicly stated that his favorite American is Dennis Rodman, the former NBA rebounding champion.

And now North Korea's Rice Paddy Whack National News Agency has just revealed that Kim Jong Un's second favorite American is Alana Thompson, better known as Honey Boo Boo, star of the reality hit show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

The news agency went on to say that the North Korean leader has seen all of Honey Boo Boo's tv episodes and he considers her to be his favorite American actress.

Kim Jong Un predicts that little Honey Boo Boo will grow up to become even more popular than Anna Nicole Smith.

He even stated that Boo Boo, as he calls her, looks like she could actually be Anna Nicole's daughter.

SIDENOTE: Honey Boo Boo has said that she thinks that Kim Jong Un is a real funny guy who kinda looks like the Korean version of the Pillsbury Doughboy.

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