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Monday, 15 April 2013

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China has just about had its fill of Kim Jong Un's school yard antics.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - China's Secretary of Asian Affairs Gong Ming Bing Bing, 67, has just sent a crystal clear message to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.

The message which was highlighted in red demands that Kim Jong Un come to his senses and stop acting like a spoiled brat.

Secretary Bing Bing also said that if the leader of North Korea continues behaving like a playground bully he will end up somewhere in the Sea of Japan floating around on a wooden raft made out of orange crates.

The secretary expressed the fact that the people of the world are sick and tired of hearing the little Shih Tzu bark, and bark, and act as if he's a pit bull.

Kim Jong Un reportedly responded by saying that he is not afraid of the United States, Japan, Russia, Denmark, or even China.

He then pointed out that he has a lot more missiles than most people realize and if China pisses him off then he will fire half a dozen missiles at them proving that he may be a little bitty Shih Tzu but he has the bite of a Schnauzer.

In Other News. Vice-President Joe Biden has confirmed reports that the hip hop band Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz will be performing at an upcoming White House party in honor of George Clooney and his stunningly sexy girlfriend Stacy Keibler.

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