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Thursday, 11 April 2013

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What Rosie O'Donnell will wear when she meets Kim Jong Un

Pyongyang, North Korea. In news slowly emerging (some might say breaking)here, a drastic mediator has ben recruited to talk peace with the sabre rattling dictator Kim Jong Un. The former TV presenter and comedienne, Rosie O'Donnell, has agreed to fly to the North Korean capital and sit down with the country's Premier to work out a few issues.

O'Donnell, a relatively experienced performer, is seen as the best chance to smooth over the problems Kim Jong Un is having with his adversaries, namely South Korea and the United States. The performer herself is satisfied that she can entrance and even seduce the North Korean leader with her seductive diplomacy.

The performer also added that she will be wearing extra Chanel No 2 perfume in order to "hit Kimmy's sex spot". She admitted that she isn't naturally blessed with eye popping beauty but she can "fake it" pretty well when she wants.

O'Donnell flys out for North Korea on Wednesday.

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