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Tuesday, 2 April 2013

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Cindy Rella From The Bronx

New York, NY-- A New York City woman is in custody today after she crashed a royal ball that was given for Prince Harry. Police sources say Ms. Cindy Rella is being charged with public nudity, possession of marijuana and disturbing the peace after she made a desperate attempt to attract Prince Harry's attention. Ms. Rella could face up to five years in prison if convicted.

The ball for Prince Harry was held last night at the Charming Hotel in New York City and was attended by hundreds of important guests. The trouble began after Ms. Rella arrived shortly before midnight.

"She said she was a princess, but it was obvious she was nothing of the sort." said John Grimm, the famous writer. "She had on these weird glass slippers, but her toenails were dirty and disgusting--definitely not a princess."

Other ball-goers said Ms. Rella was obviously stoned on marijuana and claimed to have arrived at the ball in a pumpkin shell driven by mice.

"She was obviously nuts, but I'll give her points for creativity. She must have been tripping her brains out on some great weed." laughed Mr. Grimm.

Police were called after Ms. Rella ripped off the top of her gown and bared her breasts to Prince Harry.

"She just went nuts at the stroke of midnight and began ripping off her clothes in some sick sexual frenzy. Too much weed, I guess." chuckled Mr. Grimm as he recalled the surreal scene.

Police sources say Ms. Rella was anything but a princess in real life. Ms. Cindy Rella was simply an unemployed waitress from the Bronx who lived in a one-room apartment.

"I guess she had her fun--she was really quite a character." said Mr. Grimm. "Maybe I will write a story about her one day."

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