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Thursday, 21 March 2013

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"The law is destroying life! Help us God!"

After a week marked by acts of simplicity and openness, Pope Francis finally let his truthful words do the talking as he officially began his stewardship of the Catholic Church on Tuesday.

"Please," he begged the tens of thousands gathered outside St. Peter's Basilica. "Let us be protectors of the truth, protectors of human freedom as inscribed in nature, and protectors of one another when confronting the legal corruption of world governments."

It was a message Pope Francis had clearly pondered about weeks before it's announcement, but now he made it clear, as he urged world governments to abolish civil marriage to free society from the bondage the judiciary has placed on humanity.

Francis argues that civil marriage is against the laws of nature and it is an act of slavery when administered by courts, human laws and governments. " Two hundred thousand years ago, men and women knew nothing about civil marriage, courts, or government," said Francis. People lived by instincts and genetic compatibility.

In the distant past, men and a woman united in any fashion they wanted and their DNA constructed the natural sexual behavior that can be seen in most humans today. When the courts and governing councils take control over marriage they alter the path of evolution, creating unnatural behavior patterns that are not conductive to the natural breeding patterns of living things on this earth.

In Saudi Arabia where the wild things grow, Muslim fathers force their daughters to marry against their will and this contaminates the gene pool of humanity when women who hate men are forced to breed and to produce female offspring who also hate men. Eighty percent of the DNA in the Middle East is not able to sustain a marriage and this accounts for the high divorce rate in the Middle East, leaving children without a stable family structure that is needed for support of a prosperous growth.

Men and women should be allowed to register their marriage as part of public records, but the courts and the government can not get involved in the union of human beings. This means that the courts and the government can not unite people and they can not separate people and they can not have any laws associated to the union of a man and a woman because it would be considered slavery against humanity when government and the courts manipulate the union of heterosexuals.

"This is a truth that existed millions of years ago, and it is a truth that exist now and it is a truth that will exist million of years in the future," said Francis.

A couple can create an acknowledgment of a union that is not legally binding, but it is a record of when their union began and it is a public statement that they are a couple, so children can prove their parents were a couple and the police can verify that the couple are not strangers to each other, but have been together for a long period of time, so they can determine the reality of events during a crime scene. The police would need a court order to get access to the public record in the event of a crime and the judge would give access only if the information is necessary to determine facts that help understand evidence. The couple can keep the statement safe in public records, but only the couple and their children can retrieve the information in the public record. They can designate on the public record who they give permission to access the information, like their parents, grandchildren, sibling, uncles or aunts. It would be similar to birth certificates that are in public records for future retrieval to help identify a situation and to explain which people are related to whom.

An acknowledgement is not a contract and any agreement made by couples is not enforceable in courts. If a court enforces a marriage contract it violates the will of a human and it constitutes slavery at the hands of authority. Men and women who are brothers and sisters can marry and they can put their acknowledgment in public records. If a man wants to marry five wives he can put his acknowledgment in public records.

Homosexuals are the only ones that can not put their marriage acknowledgment in public records. The homosexuals can keep their acknowledgment in their homes and this is, so the public records don't sanction homosexual unions between two, or more men and between two, or more lesbian women. Homosexual marriage is not illegal, but it goes against the creation of human life and public records will not be used to sanction the genocide of human kind. People won't be publicly pressured into becoming homosexual because force can never be used against a person's free will. The social acceptance of homosexuality is not a free ticket to commit crimes against humanity.

The government can not give any benefits for marriage because that is an act of slavery and it promotes unnatural marriage which can harm the genetic composition of society when people who are not genetically compatible with each other marry against their wills' to get a benefit from the government and they produce more genetic material that is not compatible with others in society.

The court can only hear disputes over child custody, the ownership of personal and real estate property, and the ownership of a business. By nature the woman would get custody of the children and if the woman is unfit to care for the children then the husband would get custody of the children.

To ease the courtship of human beings, all bank accounts have to be separate with a statement in the bank of who gets the money in the event of a death.

The Catholic church said that all real estate contracts have to be separate and if people want to buy a house together there needs to be two separate contracts saying that each person owns an even portion of the house and each person has to give the bank their portion of the payments, or their unequal portions of the payments for the house and the bank will keep a record of how much money each person gave towards the payments of their potion, or the unequal portion and if the house is sold, each individual would get the money they personally put into the house plus a percentage of profits based on how much money they put into the house, for example 2/5, 3/ 5, 5/5 1/6, 2/6.

All receipts of personal property have to be separate and if two people want to buy personal property the cashier has to give two receipts for the same property showing how much money was given by each individual and the individuals would have to put their thumb print on the back of each receipt to show ownership of individual receipts. This keeps everything orderly and free of confusions and lies.

"If you don't obey the will of the truth, the truth will rebel against you all because the truth was here in the endless past, it's here now, and it will be here into the endlessness of eternity. Kingdoms will vanish, people will vanish, suns will die and worlds will end, but the truth can never be destroyed," said Pope Francis.

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