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Friday, 22 February 2013

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They tried, but failed.

Capitol Hill has been hit by a scandalous revelation which has shocked hardened Washington society.

Strait-laced, "holier than thou" Republican retired Senator Pete Dominici was thought to be a staunch advocate of 'family values'. He has admitted fathering a child out of wedlock in the seventies with a woman called Michelle Laxalt. Dominici and Laxalt have admitted that they conceived a child called together during the seventies. The man, Adam, is now a 34 year old lawyer in Las Vegas.

A 'feeding frenzy' of the media has ensued with the paparazzi saying 'how the mighty have fallen' and gleefully saying that another hero has 'feet of clay',

At the time of the affair Miss Laxalt was the twenty four year old daughter of a Senator Paul Laxalt who was a close friend of Ronald Reagan and a hero of the conservative right.

A friend of Bill Clinton said, "It would appear to be a case of the pot calling the kettle black." It was not the fact that Bill Clinton had an affair with Monica Lewinsky was irked Pete Dominici but the fact that he lied about it. The long serving now retired senator of New Mexico was thought of as a 'pillar of society' and a respectable father who had fathered eight children during his marriage to his wife of over fifty years, Nancy.

Pete Dominici in a statement to an Alberqurque newspaper said that he 'deeply regretted' the affair with Michelle Laxalt. In a separate statement to the same newspaper Michelle Laxalt said that her son Adam was sired after one night when she made a big mistake.

Monica Lewinsky Bill Clinton's mistress who he abandoned during the political scandal which almost cost him his presidency is said to be 'vindicated' that Pete Dominici has been exposed as an adulterer. She said, "Everyone in Washington who worked in the White House was having affairs and getting away with it. I was made a scape-goat and have had my life ruined and my reputation tarnished."

The raven haired beauty is planning to write an expose on Bill Clinton and publish the love letters he sent her as 'revenge' at his betrayal. Monica revealed that Bill Clinton was a 'father figure' to her and he he sexually abused in the most crude and vulgar manner. Monica, who has never married has blamed Bill Clinton for 'blighting' her life and 'ruining' her life.

Socialite Monica is said to be relishing 'blowing the whistle' on Bill Clinton's sexual peccadilloes and orgies and his love of 'threesomes'.

The latest sex scandal is said to be a great embarrassment to Hillary Clinton who was planning on standing as a presidential candidate in 2016.

Monica is now said to be a Mossad secret agent and she has a deep hatred of the Clintons and she regrets her misspent youth and all the cigars she lavished on Bill.

"Slick Willie" has reacted to the news with humour and grace and he commented, "I didn't think the old goat had it in him!"

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