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Thursday, 6 December 2012

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The stinktank founding fathers thought Tricky Dicky 'way too liberal'

South Carolina - A fanatical GOP organization founded to cover up sordid stuff about Richard Nixon is about to get a brand new Tea Party nut for its latest president.

The Heritage Foundation has just appointed South Carolina Senator Jim DeMint as its new CEO after headhunting the woman's-right-to-choose denier and rabid right wing zealot.

The South Carolina Senator quit his post earlier today following his party's drubbing in the November 2012 presidential polls.

The sadass creep famously made his GOP mark with publicly stated beliefs that children, rape victims and victims of incest should be denied abortion.

"He's the Freepers' natural poster-boy for their new Obergruppenf├╝hrer," a Dem source in Charleston said today, "with all the intellect of President George Dubya Bush minus the frills." [WTF? -'Ed'].

The stink tank DeMint is joining was founded in 1973 in the wake of the Watergate scandal that saw Richard Nixon impeached and booted out of orifice.

Its founding fathers - Paul Weyrich, Edwin Feulner and Joseph Coors - found Tricky Dicky 'way too liberal' and schmoozed other Republican wingnuts to bankroll their stinktank.

Years later it emerged that the real reason they damned Watergate-hit Nixon was the threat that he was to be outed as Rudolf Hess' son.

Other horrible facts about the disgraced president subsequently emerged when relatives of a former Democrat President of the United States successfully sued Nixon for his 'procuring' role in an appalling case about child torture and rape.

Today's announcement comes as bitter post-election infighting continues to dominate the GOP debate.

Maybe it's all ex-Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan's fault [apart from Mitt Romney and his billion-dollar supporters, that is].

Karl Rove is certifiable.

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