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Thursday, 22 November 2012

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He tried free speech and nudity in Eskimo land; now look, he's shrinking by the second!

Nudist lovers in San Francisco where the weather tends to be slightly kinder to the naked body than Alaska, Greenland, Iceland, Siberia, etc, are claiming that nudity in public means "free speech".

The San Francisco authorities have passed legislation making nudity in public a crime and nudists there are now protesting their rights to appear nude in public places.

Meanwhile in Greenland Jaggedone's CIA (cockroach infiltration army) has sent a reporter, Dick Frozencojones, to interview local Eskimos about what they think of nudity in public = free speech at -40 degrees centigrade; here some responses:

"Those protestors should come and pose nude here for 5 minutes, that'll soon freeze their tongues; free speech my furry butt!"

"Stand nude here and claim free-speech for longer than five minutes and I'll give you a 5 star, fatty walrus dinner!"

"We male Eskimos never go nude in public because if we did the women would laugh their heads off; small-smaller-invisible!"

"We female Eskimos would love to appear nude in public, but we're afraid we'll drive the polar bears away!"

And finally; "Nudity in Eskimo land is non-existent because it's too f+++++g cold and we don't need free speech either; just an igloo, some huskies, a kayak and an occasional polar bear who just happens to wander into the sights of my rifle!"

Ice-cold reality and naked facts!

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