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Topics: evil, Sting, The Police

Saturday, 24 November 2012

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Stung From The Polizi Meets HB

Philadelphia, PA-- A local rock music fan has learned a valuable lesson after meeting a famous rock star on the streets of Philadelphia. Entertainment sources say a man called HB had a confrontation with the rock star Stung from The Polizi. The confrontation ended with HB bursting into tears after being treated very rudely by the rock legend.

HB didn't plan on meeting any rock stars as he strolled the city streets. He noticed a strange man with bright yellow hair and black clothes walking towards the offices of a popular rock music station and thought he would take a closer look.

"That looks like Stung from the Polizi! They're in town for a concert!" said HB to himself. "I think I will walk up to him and welcome him to Philadelphia." he smiled.

Stung wasn't in the mood for any fans. In fact, he was very pissed off about something. He saw HB approaching and waited. He waited with the same patience any predator has for its prey.

HB quickly thought of nice things to say to Stung. He wanted to compliment the rock star on his recent albums and musical style.

As HB approached the rock star, he knew right away that something was wrong. He made eye contact and saw that Stung was smiling at him.

It wasn't a nice smile. It was an evil one. It was the kind of smile the devil might give. There wasn't anything good in Stung's eyes either. Only the most intense hatred and contempt that one person can feel for another.

No words were spoken during the encounter, they weren't needed.

"I felt my blood turn cold." said HB. "It felt like all the air was being sucked out of my lungs. It happened in July, but it suddenly felt like it was January, and Death was very near." he noted.

HB says he then broke off eye contact and walked away, shaking with fear. He then went home and cried in his bedroom for days.

Although the encounter happened in 1980, HB says he still hasn't forgotten it.

"I've learned my lesson, the evilness was unforgettable." said HB. "Sometimes I've seen the same demonic smile on a serial killer or mass murderer, but it's not even close to the smile that Stung gave me."

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