TOLEDO, Ohio - Most of the political media realizes that the GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney talks a lot about the middle class and about poor people but he really does not know very many people in either group.
Political Salad Bar Magazine reported that Old Mittens likes to pretend that he cares about the middle class, the poor class, and the old people, but truth be told he cares about them about as much as Kirstie Alley cares about slimming down and looking like LeAnn Rimes.
Romney was recently asked by Savannah Bamboo with PSBM if he has ever even seen a food stamp. America's number one Flip-Flopper shook his head and replied that of course he had.
When asked to explain what a food stamp looks like he put down his glass of diet Lemonade and Saltine Cracker and replied, "A food stamp is very tiny, it has sticky stuff on the back, and it has a picture of food on the front."