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Saturday, 10 November 2012

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Mickey as Luke Skywalker?

Orlando, FL - A bar in an underground area seen by few outsiders, I am here to interview the new cast of an American classic movie, Star Wars IV, Return of the Jedi. Reporting this story involved certain risks. It involved entering the Disney underworld labyrinth that few ever see or live to tell about.

At the bar sucking on the straw of a Shirley Temple is the mouse of the small world afterall, known to his friends as MM.

"This will be my greatest triumph!" squeaked Micky in his usual shrill voice.

Bugs Bunny, a Warner Brothers acquisition for Disney wanders by and makes a remark, "Aaahhh...Look Doc you need a charisma by-pass first, you know what I mean? You don't have the swagger to swing a light saber."

"Why you! You don't belong in this part of the bar anyway, you should be in the acquisition area down the hall!" Yells Mickey.

"Oh you mean like me mouse?" asks Mark Hammel who pulls up a bar stool next to him, "Now you're going to just horn in on the work of my lifetime and I have to sit down in Disney acquisitions?"

"Oh Mark, I was just talking to that Warner Brother riff raff, you know you're welcome anytime," Micky replied.

"Aaahh eat some rat poison Mouse!" retorts Bugs as he is grabbed by a Bulldog bouncer, "Hey git yer grubby paws off me dog vomit!" yells Bugs as he is dragged from the bar.

"Mark you don't think I'd stink as Luke do you?" asked Mickey.

"Mick I gotta tell ya, I have some reservations about you as Luke and Goofy as Han Solo," replied Mark.

"But Mark I'm a natural, remember me in Steamboat Willie, I drove that boat better than the Millenium Falcon," Mickey shrilled.

Casting has been completed for the movie and includes the following:

Pluto as Chewbacca
Elmer Fud as Obi-Wan Kenobe
Minny Mouse as Princess Leia
Donald Duck as Darth Vader
and Goofy as Han Solo

Filming is said to be starting in January, with release in November 2013.

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