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Saturday, 20 October 2012

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The Red Lumberjack Cap Hall in Missoula, Montana.

MISSOULA, Montana - Sarah "Snow Plow" Palin was in the town of Missoula, where reportedly dice were first invented.

She was speaking to a crowd of licensed moose hunters in the Red Lumberjack Cap Hall.

Palin, who takes pride in being referred to as The Loose Moose was asked by a reporter for GOPicky Magazine if she was still upset at not having been invited to the National Republican Convention in Tampa, Florida, the week of August 27.

She shook her head, which caused her genuine moose antlers to go flying off into the second row. Luckily no one was hurt since the antlers landed on three empty seats.

The woman that Nancy Pelosi, Barbra Streisand, and Miss Ohio refer to as "Snowballs" Palin simply said, "Oops, gosh darnit, I hate when that happens."

After an aide retrieved the antlers and she put them back on her head, she was asked about the remark that her 11-year-old daughter Piper recently made at a Burger Belle down in Chattanooga.

"You mean the remark when she said that Ryan looks like Eddie Munster?"

"No," came the reply.

"Okay, then the remark Piper made about his silly looking widow's peak?"

"No," came the reply again.

Palin was now growing impatient as evidenced by the fact that she did not realize that she was making some faces that would scare the heck out of an adult wolverine.

"So tell me," the Tundra Troll asked, "Just what the hell did my sweet, little, misunderstood Piper say THIS time?"

GOPicky's Amos Soursuckle stated, "I am talking about the mean-spirited remark that Piper made when she went up to Ryan and asked him why Mitt Romney had nicknamed him Little Bunny Foo Foo."

The crowd of moose hunters erupted in laughter. Several drinks were spilled, and one hunter identified as Elmer "Uzi" Gaffinfirth was laughing so hard he almost peed on himself.

Sarah herself started giggling so hard her antlers fell of again, this time knocking over the podium microphone.

Mrs. Todd Palin regained her composure and said that as a matter of fact she had called up Paul yesterday and she apologized to him for Piper making the Little Bunny Foo Foo reference.

Ryan did not accept her apology and he told her that she had better start to disciple her girls, Bristol, Willow, and Piper before she wakes up one day and finds out that they have turned into Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian.

And with that "Dog Sled" Palin became so upset that she told "Lyin' Ryan" that not only was she taking the apology back she was also going to tell him that compared to Joe "The Pit Bull" Biden, he is nothing more than a little Teacup Chihuahua.

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