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Sunday, 30 September 2012

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Ryan's top advisers don't want him anywhere near a VP Debate microphone. (Photo courtesy of Glenn Beck).

BAD AXE, Michigan - In a move that has surprised most political pundits, word filtering out of the Paul Ryan campaign camp is that he has been advised by his top advisers to cancel his October 11, participation in the Vice-Presidential Debate with Vice-President Joe Biden.

Ryan's Chief Aide Woody "Mozzarella" Swizkinbrick spoke with GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle and explained what led to their decision.

Soursuckle simply stated, "It basically came down to two words - Joe Biden."

When asked to elaborate he shook his head, popped an orange Tic Tac in his mouth, and said that it does not take a rocket scientist, a Rhodes Scholar, or NBC's know-it-all employee Bob Costas to realize that "Skippy" Ryan has no business in a debate with the much more skilled, aggressive, and intelligent Joseph "The Pit Bull" Biden.

Swizkinbrick went on to add that after speaking with literally thousands of GOP voters, that the overall consensus is that it would be best for Mitt Romney to not allow Ryan to tangle with Biden as it could cost him to lose at least 8 percent of the voters he already has.

Ryan, who is known as Little Bunny Foo Foo, does not agree and he has insisted that he will jump in with both feet and even though he may look like a teacup Chihuahua next to Biden, he can still do some big time barking.

Swizkinbrick has reportedly told the fella with the widow's peak that the issue is not open for debate (no pun intended).

SIDENOTE: An unnamed, inside source who is privy to the behind-the-scenes goings on of the Ryan campaign has stated that Pauly is so angry and so upset that he is seriously thinking of calling up Mitt Romney and telling him that he does not want to be on the same presidential ticket as someone who still looks upon him as an adult version of Eddie Munster.

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