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Friday, 14 September 2012

Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge (Catherine Elizabeth "Kate"; Middleton; born 9 January 1982) the the wife of Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, and a member of the British Royal Family, second in line to the thrones of the 16 Commonwealth realms is shown in a recently unknown wedding photograph, thoughtlessly exposing a completely naked hand. The glimpse of the completely naked hand is causing controversy throughout the Commonwealth and causing many on the Isle to wonder when blatant nudity in the Royal family is going to end.

Paparazzi photographer Seymour Butts recently sold the rare unknown photograph to the London Mirror for an undisclosed amount of money.

Seymour, when contacted on his recently acquired private island near the Bahamas stated, "It was just luck, she slipped her white glove off and there it was, her bare naked hand, I was stunned for a moment but then I knew I had hit the jackpot, my dreams were answered. Mommy bought me a Kodak Brownie at our local Salvation Army store, and Mum picked it up for a few shillings. Now her investment in me was paying off. When Mum picked up the pics at the pharmacy I only looked at one of them and put the rest in me chifforobe in me bedroom and forgot about them. "

"Mum was doin me sock drawer the other morning and came across the Kodak envelope opened it and found the one with the naked hand. She first yelled at me for having such a thing and then realized what she had. She let out an awful scream," Seymour stated.

Many are wondering if it might not be best to legislate in Parliament that a Muslim Dress Code be adhered to by all members of the Royal Family.

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