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Saturday, 1 September 2012

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Paul Ryan has said that he is such a patriot that he even has an American flag on his and his wife's bed.

TAMPA - GOPicky Magazine reported that the GOP vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan is extremely upset.

He pointed out that it was due to the rumors he heard at the Republican National Convention that some of Mitt Romney's closest aides were suggesting that maybe he can dump Ryan and tap Florida senator Marco Rubio to be his running mate.

The Romney aides stated that Ryan looks like a teenager and what's worse is that his voice sounds exactly like Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen's voice.

They also noted that Ryan has now been tagged with the nickname "Lyin' Ryan" due to the fact that he told reporters last week that he would never talk about his widow's peak again.

Ryan mentioned his widow's peak to Afro Sheen Magazine's YoDelle Denzel St. Bling in an interview two days ago at The Flamboyant Tortilla Restaurant in downtown Tampa.

When asked to comment on the fact that he had gone back on his word, Ryan simply replied that he had never mentioned his widow's peak to St. Bling.

St. Bling produced a video where Ryan not only talked about his widow's peak for three minutes, but he actually let St. Bling touch it.

After looking into the matter Ryan was able to find out that the first person who called him "Lyin' Ryan" was Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld.

SIDENOTE: Paul Ryan has asked YoDelle Denzel St. Bling to please print in his publication Afro Sheen Magazine that Ryan has asked that the members of the news media please refrain from referring to him as "Lyin' Ryan."

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