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Monday, 13 August 2012

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The Alleged Pumpkin

Washington DC: Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) announced on the Senate floor "the word is out" that a high placed White House source had confided she knew where President Obama's birth, passport and Harvard Law School records were hidden.

Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) immediately issued a statement that Mr. Reid was telling the truth about the White House source. White House Press Secretary Jay Carney then denied there was such an informant, calling it a "Trumped-up" charge.

The Republican controlled House Agriculture Committee investigated the matter and found that President Obama's birth, passport and Harvard Law School records were hidden in a pumpkin in Michelle's garden last fall. The secreted documents were in pretty bad shape, but government forensic experts indicated that an October 2012 surprise was indeed possible!

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