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Tuesday, 26 June 2012

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18-year-old, Jamaican, Jenny Shimizu leaving the hospital fully recovered.

An 18-year-old woman named Jenny Shimizu from Kingston, Jamaica has recovered from a battle with a flesh-eating bacteria infection in New York City. Doctors have upgraded her condition from "bad" to "recovered."

"She is in good spirits even though she has no children and she is not married to a man," said her mother.

Shimizu's mother says that Jenny always wanted to work in a major Hollywood movie like her idol Angelina Jolie. She has a crush on Brad Pitt and she's upset she was left behind with very little success. Shimizu tried to lick her way up to the top, but was unsuccessful.

She became infected with the flesh eating bacteria while leaving the Hard Rock Cafe on Broadway in New York City. An unclean homeless woman walked next to her and without warning scratched her neck with dirty fingernails, infecting her under the skin.

The unidentified homeless woman began yelling quotes from the bible proclaiming the end of the world before she ran away. Six hours later Shimizu developed a large swollen bump with a yellowish-white fluid forming in the infected tissue.

She was rushed to the emergency room in the hospital where she was diagnosed with necrotizing fasciitis. Test results showed she had an infection of Streptococcus pyogenes which had spread to 80 percent of her body.

"She recovered from the infection and a novel skin graft treatment appears to have worked," a spokesperson for the hospital announced.

She lost the pigment in her dark skin and in her hair from the bacteria toxins. She also developed a pale, yellowish, wrinkled appearance over 80 percent of her body because of the donated skin graft. Doctors say she has to wear eye glasses because her vision was affected.

"I've got spirit yes I do, I've got spirit and so do you," said Shimizu during her rehabilitation.

Ione and Rebecca dated Jenny's grandmother in the hopes of meeting Jolie so they could get a job in a major Hollywood film, but they dumped her when they discovered she wasn't connected to a major Hollywood actress anymore.

"I allowed Jenny's grandma to lick me, so I could hook up with Jolie to get a role in a major movie, but it didn't work, ha, ha, ha, ha," said Rebecca.

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