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Wednesday, 20 June 2012

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The makers of sex movies in the United States are in panic mode as their pool of women with hot bodies dries up amidst the country's exploding problem with fat people.

"Let's face it, when two thirds of your population is overweight, you're just not going to have the deep wells of shapely women you need to maintain a thriving sex video industry," says Seymour Butts, president of the National Association of Adult Entertainment Professionals (NAAEP). "Our members are telling us they're often having to use their most shapely women over and over again, which is not good for the women and not good for the consumer. I would say that, if people in the United States don't shape up soon, then we have some stark choices in front of us. Either our tastes change and we start finding fat women sexy, or we stop watching porn and just have sex with our fat wives. The outlook is that bad."

Pornographer Dick Harden says there's always been a niche market for videos of fat women getting raped or gang banged, but trying to build an entire industry on those kinds of videos going forward will be a challenge for an industry that has always relied on women with good bodies as its bread and butter. "Big tits, a slim waist, and nice, shapely hips: that's what consumers of porn want," he says. "Occasionally, after they've watched three or four videos in a row of a hot woman giving, say, three men blow jobs, a guy might want to change things up a bit and watch a fat lady get poked. But the fat lady is always just an interlude, like a palate cleanser, so the guy can get reinvigorated for a video with a hot woman again. If we get to the point where most of our videos are of the fat lady, we'll really need to rethink what we're all about."

It's not just video makers that are worried; owners of strip clubs are feeling the effects of the country's widening girth, too. "So far we've been dealing with it by lowering the price of our drinks," says Eric Schoen. "The drunker our customers are, the less discriminating they are in their tastes. But this is a costly solution and it's certainly not a long-term solution at all."

To address the crisis, NAAEP last month formed a panel to analyze the situation and come up with a list of recommendations. The panel is due to release its report in six weeks, but to porn actor Phil Herout, that will be too little too late. "Do you know what it's like trying to keep yourself hard when the 'hot woman' you're suppose to be going wild over has an ass the size of a refrigerator? Last week I played a rapist at a truck stop. Well, there's a good premise when the women you're raping are almost as big as the trucks. I mean, come on. I might just have to go back to school and try to get a real job for a living."

At this point, concerns have centered on the impact to pornographers and consumers, but women have been hit hard by the crisis, too. "I feel like I'm the real victim in all this," says Chrystahl Glass, a sex video actress who's appeared in more than two dozen videos. "I couldn't handle all the work I was getting. Now I'm giving producers blow jobs just to get an audition, and I haven't even gained that much weight, maybe 30 pounds. Why should I be singled out? Everyone's gaining weight. I mean, you work on a set all day, you're all hungry, someone makes a run to Mickie D's and we all pig out. Everyone does it. You wouldn't believe how fat the producers are. They're all freakin' slobs. If they're so freakin' worried about fat, they should look in a mirror. I'm still looking good compared to them."

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