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Wednesday, 20 June 2012

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The White House backyard will be the scene of at least half a dozen celebrity barbecues. (Photo courtesy of Ashton Kutcher).

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has named Vice-President Biden to be the chairman of The Let's Bring In The Voters Committee.

The vice-president suggested to his boss that one way to bring in voters plus voter contributions would be for the president to invite all kinds of celebrities from the world of motion pictures, television, music, and sports to Weekly White House Saturday Afternoon Barbecues.

The president liked Biden's idea and told him that it was one of the best that he has come up with along with the one where he suggested that, as much as possible, the White House female interns look like Carrie Underwood and Beyonce.

The vice-president pointed out that one week could be TV Star White House Saturday Afternoon Barbecue Week and the next could be Sports Star White House Saturday Afternoon Barbecue Week and so on.

President Obama instructed Vice-President Biden to make sure that the events would be covered by the national news media especially that GOP network Fox.

Even the "First Mama" Michelle Obama, who is also a member of The Let's Bring In The Voters Committee, contributed an idea which was to have George Clooney serve on the committee as an honorary chairman.

The president loved that idea since Clooney knows everyone who is anyone in the world of celebrities.

President Obama was so impressed with his wife's suggestion that he told her that he wanted for her to take $500 from The White House Christmas Party Fund and take Malia and Sasha out to a nice fancy restaurant.

Vice-President Biden also named Bruce Springsteen to be a committee member and the original "Boss" will be in charge of securing recording artists to provide the music for the barbecues.

Springsteen said that he has already received commitments from Celiine Dion, Maroon Five, Lady Antebellum, The Rolling Stones, Ke$ha, Willie Nelson, and Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz.

In The World of Sports. Metta World Peace of The Los Angeles Lakers says he is sorry for making his stupid, derogatory remark about James Harden of The Oklahoma City Thunder. He added that he hates the fact that a lot of people have insulted him by referring to him as The Sarah Palin of Basketball.

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