Berlin - A secret lab here has leaked through our source, technician Splay Hindus, that a contagious microbe has been developed that renders men sterile in two days time, irreversibly.
The microbe, according to Hindus, produces a gene modification in the host organism known as katnal1. Once in the mans testes, he basically is finished as far as procreation goes.
Funding to disperse the new microbe will be a hot topic at the current Bilderburg conference, where the antidote has already been distributed to guests, along with belts of ammunition for the machine gun nests conveniently located around the hotel.
Aspartame beverages are banned for the duration of the conference, according to our conference source, a maid at the hotel.