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Friday, 16 March 2012

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Kathryn Limbaugh is 26 years younger than her husband Rush Limbaugh. (Photo by Kobe Bryant).

NEW YORK CITY - From the We All Knew It Was Coming Department comes word that GOP radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh's fourth (4th) wife Kathryn has let the old cigar chomper know that she is not happy with his female bashing antics.

In a report filed by Ling Chow Rangoon with the entertainment news agency iRumors the erotically attractive Mrs. Limbaugh reveals that she has really been catching a lot of criticism from family members, friends, Tiffany employees, neighbors, and Facebook commenters due to the outrageous remarks made by her husband.

She went on to say that most American women, and especially those in Blue States, do not appreciate her Republican husband calling Georgetown University coed Sandra Fluke such horribly out-of-line derogatory names.

Mrs. Limbaugh is 35, and her husband is 61, and the female member of the May-December couple has reportedly informed her husband that if he does not stop acting like he is the nation's appointed "Female Basher" she may end up leaving him and taking half of everything that he has except for his GOP arrogance, his sarcasm, and his bitterness.

"Little K" as Rush refers to his wife, who was crawling around in diapers when he was 27-years-old, reminded him that he has already lost a total of 50 sponsors and if he does not change his mean-spirited, hate-filled ways he will also end up losing his much younger and sensuously attractive wife [her words].

Mrs. Limbaugh is reportedly extremely incensed that her husband would even go as far as to say that if the 30-year-old Miss Fluke wants for health insurance to cover her birth control then he would at least like for her to make some sex video tapes so that he can secretly watch them online.

Kathryn, who works as an event planner, remarked to Miss Rangoon that during her career she has planned lots of social functions including engagement parties, weddings, bar mitzvahs, and graduations.

She then grinned and added that she has never ever planned a divorce but if old "Cigar Boy" doesn't stop degrading, demeaning, insulting, and attacking women she will certainly start the needed preparations.

Mrs. Limbaugh also pointed out that her husband's non-apology apology was very insincere and even a six-year-old from Alaska would be offended by his poorly orchestrated apology attempt.

Rangoon noted that this outrageous incident has caused a tremendous outpouring of protest from Democrats, Republicans, non-political professional lap dancers, and four of the five women on The View.

The iRumors reporter disclosed Rush Limbaugh's latest limp attempt at an apology when she stated that he had said to her, "Look Ling Chow in all actuality you the average person took what I said about Miss Fluke wrong and in your own manipulative mind fabriciously fabricated the fact that I had called the highly intelligent and extremely beautiful Sandra Fluke the "S" word, the "P" word, the "D" word."

Rangoon replied by telling the onion-faced hatemonger that if he gets any fatter he is going to have to put the nautical ship designation "SS" in front of his name as in the SS Rush Limbaugh.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Since "Old Lard Bucket" Limbaugh did not have the nads to mention the words and instead wimped out and used the initials...the "S" word is slut. The "P" word is prostitute. And the "D" word is Democrat.]

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