Written by Kevin Nelson

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Topics: Rush Limbaugh

Sunday, 11 March 2012

Recently a French reporter, Jacques Maison interviewed a world leader who revealed a bizarre and intimate attraction for Rush Limbaugh, the right-wing radio show host know for his vitriolic tirades against women, liberals and the working class. Apparently he is deeply attracted to his outbursts, passion, emotional frenzy and surprisingly enough he is also a chubby chaser.

The leader who wished to remain anonymous due to political reprisals from his countries leaders did say that he liked it when Rush gets very angry and starts to shake, it's a real turn on.

He said, "I'm just a daddy's boy, my father was very angry all the time and it kind of turned me on, Rush makes me feel the same way. I hate him and love him at the same time, it's very hard to meet people in my country when they are afraid you are going to have them killed."

"In America people hate Rush, they hate me too...they think I'm fat and funny looking, they make fun of me in private just like Rush....we're a lot a like. I'd like to take him to a public execution and stroll the halls of my secret nuclear facility."

"We could walk the streets of my capital and make fun of starving people and make-believe we're actually going to feed them and not. Sometimes life is so unfair that you can't be with the people who you feel will complete you.We would really make a very cute couple."

Though the interview could not be published out of safety concerns for the leader, intelligence agencies, other news groups as well as FOX News as had great interest in the story.

Nigel Baxter of the London Times said that Jacques Maison was in North Korea at the Time of this interview and many surmise that the leader giving the interview was Kim Jong Un the newly appointed leader of the Republic of North Korea.

Kim Jong Un would fit the bill. He was a daddy's boy, grew up in a family of psychopaths, he's a chubby little fellow as well as he has never been seen with a member of the opposite sex. We tried to reach Rush Limbaugh for comment but his assistant said he was reviewing important tapes.

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