Washington, DC - If they only knew
Jackie "O" would roll over her grave, Nancy Reagan would demand to have her dishes back, and the ghost in the Lincoln bedroom would pack her sheets and look for a better place to haunt. Why? Because the unthinkable has happened, and they're all moving out
George W. sold the White House!
Please say it isn't so, George!
"The American people need to trust me and know that I will do what is best for them. In this war on terror, sacrifices will have to be made. Congress would not give me the money to continue the war effort in Iraq, so I had to find the money somehow. Who needs a house that big anyway? You could damn near land a plane in the living room. Heck, we'll be better off as a people without it. Trust me, it's the best thing," George W. told reporters
But, George!
He was very hesitant to answer any questions as to who the buyer was or how much they paid for the property. "Let's just say we got a very good price for it and we sold it to a family we can trust. They are as committed to stopping the terrorists as the American people are. (So what, they're not Americans? How novel!)
When asked why he would not discuss the terms of the sale, he said it was because he only learned of the deal today and most of the negotiations were done without his knowledge. "There are issues that are still being worked out. I won't be able to answer any more questions until the papers are signed, he said.
The press was eager to interview the public after this latest revelation by George W. Their remarks were not favorable to say the least
"When did God die and leave that idiot in charge
"
"Once again George W. has wiped his ass with the Constitution. I hope the deal was written on toilet paper, cause the whole thing needs to go down the shitter
"
"Someone needs to trim that shrub George W. Bush down to size. I'd be happy to do the job, and I know where I'd aim the hedge clippers first!"
Thursday, 2 March 2006
"Who needs a house that big anyway?"
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