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Saturday, 11 February 2012

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WASHINGTON --- White House aides confirm President Obama has been taking medical marijuana for several months. A Staffer emphasized that, "medical marijuana is permitted for those suffering chronic pain." "That chronic pain includes his mother-in-law living in the White House basement, Nancy Pelosi, Cheech Biden and Speaker John Boehner," added the aide.

The White House Press Corps had noticed strange and unusual behavior by the President. The most recent was at Manhattan's Apollo Theater when Mr. Obama started singing Al green's classic, "Let's Stay Together."

Just days before his warbling, he made a comment about the Italian cruise ship running aground off Italy, saying, "I gotta think reefer madness had something to do with that captain running his ship aground."

There was another incident last month in Stoner, Colorado where the President gave a speech on the benefits of wind energy. Prior to making his speech, he could be heard singing, "dooby dooby doo…," in the men's room, while, his Secret Service were frantically talking into their sleeves, "keep people away from the men's room, O'Bonga's in there."

A source, who requested confidentiality, says some cabinet meetings are completely off the wall and that cabinet members just look on in disbelief. The President sometimes has a blunt in the Rose Garden prior to the meeting and then insists there be plenty of OJ, Funky Mustard Pringles, boxes of Wonka Gobstoppers and M&M's divided into blue and red States.

At one cabinet meeting he asked for a committee to be formed to look into why contestants on Wheel of Fortune aren't required to pay sales tax when they buy a vowel. At another he insisted his medical marijuana, a blend of Maui Wowie and Chic-ago Gangsta, was Made in the USA creating jobs which he wasn't being given credit for.

According to White House logs, recent visitors to the White House have been Brad Pitt, Snoop Dogg, Cameron Diaz, Lil Wayne and Woody Harrelson. The White House said there's nothing to be read into the visits other than a little 10-pin bowling going on in the White House basement.

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