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Thursday, 26 January 2012

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Buffett's Secretary

BILLINGSGATE POST - Debbie Bosanek, the token oppressed tax-payor who was not able to use capital gain treatment on her salary of an estimated $300,000, was arrested in tony Georgetown for impersonating a Banshee rag-picker.

After nodding off during President Obama's State of the Union speech last night, Ms. Bosanek, the personal secretary of the Oracle of Omaha, billionaire Warren Buffett, was dining with Steve Jobs' widow, Laurene Powell Jobs. Oh, and by the way, Michelle Obama was with them at Hamburger Heaven, the First Lady's favorite burger joint.

After finishing off their foie gras burgers with truffle accented Idaho curly fries on the side, the waiter presented the bill. The three of them started to fumble like Larry, Moe and Curly. Having never picked up a tab in their life, Jobs and Obama indicated to the glaring waiter that they expected Warren Buffett's secretary to pay the bill.

Ms. Bosanek, already pissed because she had to pay taxes on her ordinary income, and furthermore, had no expense account, said she was flat out of cash and didn't believe in credit cards.

With hat in hand, she went around to the other tables looking like a Banshee rag picker, begging for handouts. Not realizing she was in an establishment that catered to liberals, she was unable to find anyone who would help her out.

The next morning she was bailed out of jail by the Oracle himself and on her way back to Omaha in his private jet.

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