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Monday, 12 December 2011

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Another Chemtrail Victim

North Pole-- Don't bother looking for Santa Claus this Christmas Eve. He's dead. The jolly old elf died from respiratory failure about a month ago. Santa and his reindeer ran into a nasty patch of chemtrails last year,and the results were fatal. All the reindeer have already followed Santa to the grave.

Chemtrails are those wicked stripes in the sky that no one is supposed to notice or talk about. The New World Order has been spraying chemtrails for years, but only 'crazy' people are concerned. Santa didn't believe in them either, until it was too late.

Santa first noticed a cough last Spring, that never seemed to go away. By Summer, the cough had turned into emphysema, and he was given two years to live. Santa was gravely ill by Autumn, and dropped dead just after Halloween.

The reindeer had an even worse time after their chemtrail exposure. The poor animals developed pulmonary nodules that quickly turned into malignant masses in their lungs. The beasts were all euthanized a few days after Santa died.

Although Santa is gone, the chemtrails are still in the sky. The New World Order will have red and green chemtrails in the sky this Christmas--be sure you don't look.

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