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Sunday, 11 December 2011

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According to World News Exclusive, Eman al-Obeidy struck a deal to pose nude for Hustler magazine. Al-Obeidy's mother stated that she is fine with the photo shoot for the magazine and "I hope it goes well". Obeidy's rep nor Hustler has confirmed the photo shoot has taken place yet, while other sources claim they are still in negotiation.

In an interview al-Obeidy explains her decision to post nude for Hustler. She complains of struggling to find a job in her new home of Washington and she explains that she desperately needs the $750K Hustler magazine has offered her.

She had received over a dozen letters from clerics demanding that she not visit any religious sites because she is not a virgin. The letters helped her make her decision to post nude on the nationally known magazine.

World News Exclusive claims that al-Obeidy's deals reached $750K after she decided to do a close up of a full thrust in two places and a close up of a spread eagle with a relaxed gape. Her popularity has made her an instant celebrity and Hustler is expecting to get their monies worth.

Al-Obeidy hopes that the spread on Hustler will help her to attain a western husband by easing their fears. She is currently single and is unable to find any man that wants to date her, or marry her.

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