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Saturday, 10 December 2011

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Miley Cyrus shown on her 19th birthday. (Photo courtesy of Ke$ha).

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus is still upset at the fact that on her 19th birthday she was presented with a birthday cake of noted reggae singer Bob Marley which many people including the supermarket tabloid Just Saying said suggested she was a pothead.

Cyrus said that the birthday cake was baked by her very close friend Gauzy Goosebaum, who spent three hours baking the cake and decorating it.

Goosebaum was interviewed by Redwood Fingerboo of The Cucamonga Chit-Chat Chronicle and she stated that she could not believe how a simple birthday cake could get people all upset to the point where they would make such ridiculous remarks.

Fingerboo asked Gauzy why out of all people did she pick an artist who had a history of dabbling in the world of cannabis. She shook her head and replied that Miley's dad Billy Ray Cyrus had actually been the one who suggested to go with the Bob Marley cake.

Goosebaum did point out that the other two choices were Willie Nelson and Bruno Tonioli.

She noted that she had no idea that when Miley's dad decided to go with Bob Marley that the choice would cause such a national ruckus.

Gauzy said that Miley is especially upset because she does not want people to think that she is a pothead, a weed witch, or a marijuana maiden as has been reported in another supermarket tabloid Say What?

According to Fingerboo, Miley Cyrus has made a donation of $1 million to the Tijuana, Mexico Police Department to help them in their ongoing fight to keep counterfeit piñatas and counterfeit maracas from crossing into the United States from Mexico.

Tijuana Police Chief Cipriano Chimichanga stated in semi-broken English, "I want tu tank Meese Miley Serious for de wunderfool donayshun of one meelyun dollars wish ease 13,562,500 pesos in Mexican money.

Dat mush dinero (money) wheel chure buy a buntch of tacos, tamales, and queso and ships for my polease offysurs while dey are out doing der shobs like looking for counterfeit piñatas, counterfeet maracas, tracking down illegal aliens from Central America, and putting a stop to pirated copies of Salma Hayek DVDs tank ju too many jes okey dokey for chure bros and bras."

SIDENOTE: A spokesperson for Miley Cyrus told 4T's Redwood Fingerboo that she is also looking into the possibility of donating $1 million to the Mexicali (Mexico) Police Department as well.

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