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Thursday, 17 November 2011

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One of the many disturbing images with which Lewis allegedly spammed Facebook

HARFOLD, Vt.--Facebook released a statement saying that they were able to identify the spammer who flooded Facebook's newsfeed with pornographic and disturbing images. Harfold resident Cyril Lewis is currently in custody at Harfold County Jail.

Facebook boasted that its security team employed high-tech methods in order to determine that Lewis was the culprit. Sources close to the situation, however, report that this is a load of bullocks since it was a Facebook secretary skimming status updates who redflagged Lewis.

The secretary contacted a superior early Monday morning after she read this status update from Lewis:

"Playing catch with my boys, baking cookies with my girls, and spamming Facebook with shitloads of pornographic and disturbing images."

Free-Speech advocates have argued that Lewis is being incarcerated for simply sharing.

A Facebook spokesman said late Tuesday that the focus of the investigation has now moved away from author Ahmed Rushdie.

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