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Friday, 4 November 2011

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Occupy This!

WASHINGTON - The usually good natured and smiling Herman Cain, obviously tired of answering questions concerning his alleged sexual harassment of two or three nymphet sparrows who claim that Mr. Cain was trying to hit on them while he was President of the National Restaurant Association, addressed one of the female reporters from Politico who was responsible for the attack on his reputation:

"Listen up, bitch," he said with a forced smile that seemed less than benevolent." "Where I come from you don't start rumors about someone without naming names and giving specific details. That's chickenshit journalism, and you ought to be fired. I know that won't happen because that's how you and your paper make a living."

Then reaching for his belt, Herman unhooked his pants, dropped his drawers and bent over with his black ass facing the bewildered reporter.

Then in a deep voice that dripped with spite and sarcasm, he growled, "Occupy this, you scumbag ho."

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