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Thursday, 20 October 2011

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WASHINGTON DC - The minute that President Barack Obama heard that his children were not sleeping by their 8pm curfew because they were watching the reruns of the Kardashians, he cringed and grimaced unfavorably toward the thought of it.

He immediately called his wife, the First Lady, and asked, "Why did he find out from Joe that our children watched the shallow Kardashian women every night? I don't like that show for them."

Michelle Obama was apparently caught off guard equally about the revelations, but she was not surprised of the possibility because the children would always try to push their buttons.

They, at times, would sneak their friends in the White House for sleepovers. (The classified password was used each time before their friends would be allowed to enter. And the parents of the friends encouraged such sleepovers because they enjoyed being invited in the White House.)

When the Kardashians were reached for comment, their PR spokesperson, Kris Jenner, who also happens to be the mother of the Kardashians, told us that they were 'gravely offended' and by no means will 'vote for Obama in December this year.' She also boasted that people liked the Kardashian family more than the Obama family.

She advised vindictively, "The president needs to learn how to work smarter."

To quell the possible misunderstanding Obama has invited the entire family of the Kardashians, excluding Scott, to have a few beers and maybe a few basketball games with Odom and Humphries.

Ryan Seacrest is reported to have peed in his pants when he first heard and asked if he can film the beer event live on the E! channel.

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