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Thursday, 1 September 2011

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Sonia ?Exfoliant Beanstoker, completed the final leg of her sponsored bus ride today. Sonia Beanstoker of Cardiff began her sponsored bus ride three weeks ago. On behalf of the Facial Hemorrhoid charity PULSATE. To increase awareness of facial hemorrhoids, and the plight of its sufferers.

During the impromptu press conference held at Barry Island central bus depot, a representative of the charity spoke on Ms Beanstoker's behalf. Stating that Sonia was overcome by the media coverage her sponsored bus ride had achieved over the past three weeks, and hopes to capitalize on the exposure this media coup has provided.

The representative of PULSATE confirmed that Ms Beanstoker will appear on a Newsnight special as previously publicized. After which she will be attending an evening of poetry, and non salted nibbles outside the Palace of Westminster this weekend.

A famous confectioner and sauce maker, who have been one of the principal sponsors of this charity event. Have staunchly denied the rumors that Ms Beanstoker is due to appear in an up and coming ad campaign promoting pile cream, as a low calorie alternative to mayonnaise.

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