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Wednesday, 24 August 2011

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MP's Talk

As crises ripped through the war torn world MPs got the message.

'We need to talk about this' one said 'our holidays are nothing when compared to the end of the world.'

So Cameron and his pals are breaking their holidays again so they can talk to each other. A plan is being drawn up to keep Parliament sitting until someone comes up with an idea that will alter the course of history.

Tourists are thrilled to be able to see the British parliament in action. Impressed by the devotion to duty being shown by British parliamentarians several Governments are considering whether they should follow our lead.

However landladies in Cornwall are up in arms about the developments. 'Just at the height of the holiday season the politicians undermine our economy' complained one 'I shall be putting in for compensation.'

So will this work? Can the MP's save the world? Is anybody listening?

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