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Wednesday, 10 August 2011

As Parliament re-sat today the government had to make some difficult decisions. David Cameron announced their plans late today.

"We need to realise that we will not be able to fill these stadiums, velodrome etcetera now. People will be far too scared to visit London after the scenes that they have witnessed on the TV over past few nights. It no longer makes economic sense to go ahead with the games. We have already seen sport events cancelled this weekend so it is just an extension of this really. The London Olympics will be cancelled", said Cameron.

Clegg went on to say,"We will be using the Olympic venues as prison camps to house the young thugs that we will be arresting up and down the country over the next few weeks."

Boris Johnson, Mayer of London continued,"Yes,I think this shows how jolly cross we are. Of course we will still be charging these hoody thugs full price to get in".

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