Sexy Britney soon realised she had made a colossal mistake when she asked George W Bush to explain global warming.
The reason you've got global warming, Britney-is because these son-of-a-bitch windmills are blowing us closer to the sun', explained the President....
My dear, sweet child', he expounded, your globes is gittin' warmer because the giant propellers are blowing us through space, just like a giant, goddamn, aeroplane.'
All the dumb-assed Labour-greens', in London, thought it made sense, making electricity from the wind, but what do they know?' Bush sneered..
'But I thought global warming was about climate changes on planet earth and not about my mammary glands getting hotter?' Britney teased.
'Now look here my sweet angel child', George W scolded, -- my pappy told me everything there is to know about global warming,'
'My pappy was a Korean War veteran! - He don't tell no lies, child'
I wonder what the weather is like on the sun?' the President's mind rambled.
Better take a raincoat, -- just in case!'