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Tuesday, 7 June 2011

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The Aliens met Mr Brodwinski in the local park.

It can now be revealed - that Aliens have indeed landed on earth on the 7th June 2011, at Little Crumpet Village, in Nottinghamshire, UK.

The aliens, friendly in nature, declared their intention of saving earth species at risk of extermination. Although too late to save the Dodo and others species long gone from earth, they informed the Nottingham City Council Litter Picker, Albert Brodwinski 54, who they met in the municipal latrines of the Frogmore Cemetery, of the intended species they want to save for posterity.

* The 3 Honest Politicians left on earth.

* The Lib-Dem Party of the UK, and its 14 supporters.

* The honest lawyer who lives in Outer Mongolia.

* Both of the honest car mechanics.

* All of the five police officers who actually go on patrol in Nottingham.

* All three of the English footballers who can pass a ball.

* And the dentist who did not enjoy in 1975, causing pain to a patient.


They showed their regret at being too late to save any Honest Estate Agents, Taxi drivers, or Security Guards, all now extinct on earth.

Mr Brodwinski passed on the message to the Nottingham Constabulary, who promptly arrested him.

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