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Thursday, 2 June 2011

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Judge David Tremberg standing in judgement over his fellow Brits.

After the recent case of, Carol Clarke, a mentally ill patient who suffers from delusions and suicidal thoughts, it has been determined by the Parliamentary Assembly of the Council of Europe (PACE) that British court officials and British law makers possess the lowest intelligence rate in the human race when compared to people alive 400 thousand years from now.

Carol Clarke, a slug herself for not sharing herself with her fellow countrymen and alleviating their distress, was given an indeterminate prison sentence after having suffered delusions of eating gingerbread children baked in royal ovens.

Her picture was shown on British television and newspapers, but not a single person remembers having engaged her in any disturbing situations.

Judge David Tremberg told her she would spend four years of her life in prison even though there is no evidence that she committed any crime. Tremberg also stated she posed a risk to society even though she has never harmed anyone in her 46 years of life while living in Britain, since no victim has stated she did.

After the sentencing Judge David Tremberg said he would get himself some bangers and mash at the local pub to fill his oversize gut and then relieve himself though the shiter.

Detective Sergeant, Stewart Watson, who has studied the Stockholm Syndrome, said cases like Carol Clarke, of people who try to commit suicide by using the courts, are rare.

Test done on British law makers have shown they still believe in dragons, witches, ghost, and Jesus Christ even though research has shown those things don't exist.

The Parliamentary Assembly of the Council of Europe concluded that the low intelligence rate seen in British court officials and law makers is associated to inbreeding and recommends that British people mix their race with Polish and Dutch people who posse the highest intelligence in the human race as related to the 21 first century.

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